Live from the Igloo in Corpus Christi, Texas
Attendance- 29,046
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The show begins with the pyro just like every other show. The camera then focuses in on today's commentators...Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
Jim Ross
Welcome to Smackdon. What an action packed show today because its the smackdown before the WWF's first pay-per-view entitled Cold Day in Hell. Now we have a match with Hardy boys versus Tarak and Kane and then the big contract signing for cold day in hell. So lets get right to the action!
Match #1
Tag Title Match
The Hardy Boy's versus Tarak and Kane
Out came the Hardy Boy's looking pumped for this match. Then came on the Ministry's theme. Tarak comes out and just keeps walking. We all know Kane ahs quit the WWF and Tarak agreed to take on these two without him. First in was Jeff Hardy against Tarak. Tarak began to dominate the match with various kicks and punches. Tarak finally got in a suplex on Jeff and then a sleeper hold on him. Jeff got out of it quickly and tagged in Matt. Matt didn't prove that he would do much better because he got a beating his father never gave him. Tarak was showing his great athleticism through out the match because he was jumping off the ropes and landing some dangerous moves that could have killed him. Matt tagged back in a battered and bruised Jeff. Tarak didn't waste no time because he landed a big boot to the face and picked him up for the tombstone. Tarak went for the and as he did it Matt tryed to run in and save his brother but he tripped over the ropes. 1,2,3...Tarak gets the pin. Then out from the back the Ministry of Darkness coems otu and lays out the Hardy's. They then show footage from the back of Inovators of Pain's locker room with a big pad lock on it...it goes back to the ring and it shows the ministry carrying the Hardy's to the back and the M.o.D. tell the camera men not to follow them.
Jerry Lawler
Good god J.R. where are they taking the Hardys? What the hell are they gonna do to them? We all know Undertaker has his satanic ways of sacrificing people but i hope he doesn't go to far.
Jim Ross
Same here J.R. Those two boys are great. Well we have to go to a commercial but as we return we will see the contract signing for the World Title match for this Sunday..
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It shows referees torching the padlock off of the Inovator of Pain's locker room. As they finish out rushes the IOP and start looking for the Hardy Boys.
-Commercials play-
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The camera fades in on a Jim Ross standing next to a table with a contract on it. Jim Ross takes it away...
Jim Ross
Ladies and gentlemen we are now ready for the contract signing. So i will call down the people in the match one by one adn they will all take a seat adn wait for the pen. So i would like to first call out...Sting!
Sting walks out without anybody and takes the first seat and waits patiently
Jim Ross
OK..now if you will...please come out Alex O.
Alex O. walks without anybody watching her back and takes a seat next to Sting. They give eachother an evil stare.
Jim Ross
And now for the last person...Rock please come to the ring.
The Rock walks out but he has the corperate army come out and walk with him. Rock takes the last seat and the corperation surround the table and watch. First the pen is handed to The Rock. He sings it and asks Alex O. "Would you like the pen"? Alex O. opens her mouth to say yes but Rock says "It doesnt matter if you want the pen"! Rock hands the pen to Sting and he signs it as Alex O. gets pissed at Rock for what he did so Alex whistles and out runs Tarak and Undertaker! They slide into the ring and a big war has broken out. Sting even joins in on the fun as Sandman and Stone Cold run to the ring to help out. Everybody keeps exchanging blows and Undertaker grabs the pen and stabs Rock in the ankle with it. Blood is all over the pen and Alex gets the pen and singsthe contract in blood. As Alex finishes writing the O all of the sudden....
Are You Ready?
You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
Well you better get ready to bow down to the masters
BREAK IT DOWN!!!
All of the sudden form out back Triple H and Nash run into the big rumble wearing D-X shirts. Then follows Road Dogg and Billy Gunn wearing the same D-X shirts. People are beating other people down. Four different stables are in one ring beating the crap out of eachother. People are being thrown out of the ring and then the onlypeople left standing in the ring is Rock, Alex O., and Sting....they all three go at it hardcore. Non stop and it looks even until the stables regroup and join the fun once again. The camera goes back to J.R.
Jim Ross
Im sorry folks but we don't have enough time for this pandemonium. Im sure you can find out what happens by going to the WWF. com. You might be able to find out answers like who is fighting at the ppv...what happened to the Hardy's..and many others....this is a war i tell you and this Sunday its gonna be a Cold Day N Hell and i'll see you there
Camera fades out and cuts to a Cold Day N Hell promo.